The Death of Liberty – One Cigar at
a Time
By:
Dan Mirabella, aka “CigarManDan” - 10-20-2013
There aren't many things that
really get my blood boiling these days, short of maybe Sophia Vergara and good
Indian food. But something has really
tripped my trigger lately and it is completely driving me, well pretty much
nuts.
Those political representatives, that
band of senile nitwits, that we voluntarily place in office to serve and
protect our civil rights and liberties under the constitution of our great
nation, have once again joined to remove yet another of our freedoms and
liberties. These great thinkers of our
time; have been totally jobbed by the power drunken fools at the FDA. As a result, these Pork minded meat-heads are
now performing the classic over-stretch; as they now regulate the Cigars we
smoke, the way that we shop for them, how we order them, pretty much everything.
Or as it’s known by its formal
name, “The Tobacco Control Act” reached the floor and was brought to vote back
on June 12, 2009. The purpose of this
bill was claimed to be the
protection of the public health by providing the Food and Drug Administration
with certain authority to regulate tobacco products.
Protect children you say? Stop the spread of Tobacco products among
teens? Prevent manufacturers from using
additives to keep people addicted? Educate
on the true dangers? Man, all that
sounds so good that every conscientious and reasonable politician would say
“Sure, hell yes, what a great idea”.
Take the vote, pound the gavel, and then we are off to the local watering
hole for a few stiff drinks on our way to a nice cozy, lobbyist sponsored dinner. Sorry folks, there is a lot more to this
story.
Our Rights
Well, guess what got buried in this health forward,
sensible legislation? They expanded the
provisions of this law to include rolled tobaccos, which our beloved fine
Cigars now fall, within this vague and expertly shrouded law. Are you also now confused based on the source
rationale that they provided above? Well, me too.
Last time I checked, I have never seen children or
even teens trying to sneak into a Cigar Store Humidor to buy a $10-$20 fine
Nicaraguan or Ecuadorian hand rolled Cigar.
I have never had a teen ask me if I could reach the upper shelves of the
Humidor to hand them down a Churchill, or Toro, or Presidente style Cigar. Maybe someone somewhere has seen a rebellious
group of kids sneak off into the woods to spark up a fine Davidoff, or a Rocky
Patel, or Corona brand Cigar, but I sure as heck haven’t. Further, a significant condition of this law
is the ban of flavored Cigars completely.
So if you fall into that very large group of Cigar enthusiasts who enjoy
an Amaretto flavored Cigar, or a Bourbon infused tobacco leaf, you are
completely out of luck under this terrible law.
This will hurt the industry, drive up prices, and limit our selections,
all based on some stuffed suit’s ill conceived conjecture that it will somehow
lead to Cigar smoking by teenagers and minors.
That’s bad, really bad.
More personally, the ability to visit a fine Cigar
store, walk through a humidor, admire the stock, ask questions, and learn from
both management and fellow shoppers cannot be duplicated. This law will make that entire experience
illegal, and outlaw walk-in humidors in their entirety. We would be forced to make purchases from
across a glass case, talking to a salesperson, who may or may not, have any
idea what they are talking about, or even care.
It really doesn't take a neurosurgeon moonlighting as a rocket scientist
to see that this will all but kill your local Cigar shop, hurting the very
foundation of our industry.
OK fine, maybe these cubical dwelling bureaucrats
have seen something that we all haven’t.
Maybe they aren’t really trying to sell us swamp land in South Florida,
so let’s move on. Oh yes, what about the
other protection minded fairy-tale? Nice
try politicos, but Cigars are NOT infused with any chemicals whatsoever
to keep people addicted to them. That would
actually be rather difficult to do, since Cigars do not lend themselves to the same
manufacturing processes as Cigarettes.
There are blending issues, aging, sustainability, transport, and control
problems with even beginning to try to implement such a devious and vile
practice. Most of all, the basic
difference is that people, aka voting aged adults, smoke cigars for the pure
pleasure, not because they are being chemically induced into needing to. It really is for the love and enjoyment that
one extracts from fine Cigars. So poof,
there goes the other justification that the FDA had forwarded to gain a strangle hold over
the Cigar smoking public.
Ok, Then Why?
That’s pretty east to answer. The same reason that most people do
anything. For the money of course. The trick is in how they are trying pull it
off without lifting the curtain.
First, the Cigar industry is experiencing a run of unprecedented
growth. Inventories are abundant, sales
are vibrant, and growth is steady. This
has been the case for approximately a decade, attracting the attention of a
Congress that has been handcuffed in identifying and enacting new areas of tax
revenues. However, this was not always
the case. In the decade preceding it, the
industry was in an extended tailspin.
Inventories were rotting and burned, sales orders could not be filled
due to a severe lack of product. Even
when sales were completed, the product was average in quality at best. Countries other than Cuba had not yet
perfected the seeding, germinating, growing, picking, processing, and distributing
processes that we enjoy today. These
countries now rival, and may even exceed Cuba’s Cigar making quality today.
Second, all we need to do is to look at the types
of people that smoke Cigars. Your average
demographic generally falls to the average middle to upper class male. They fall somewhere within the 30-to-60 year age range? I would say that is a
fair enough assumption. What does this demographic generate plenty of? You got it, money. Money, that the government has not been able
to easily get their hands on historically.
So what better opportunity to create a direct path to unrealized taxes
than to build some conditions deep within a Health and Safety legislative
initiative?
Put these two components together and you have a
perfect storm resulting in a hungry and needy governmental wolf staring down a fat
juicy new tax lamb.
Who else benefits?
Well beside the government, this would allow the Cigarette industry, its
powerful lobbyist army, and a crowd of self centered political appointees to
offset the tremendous loss in cigarette sales revenue, justifiably heaped upon
them by actions directly attributable to only themselves! They
have suffered tremendous losses from regulation and compensatory legal payouts
from unsuccessful litigation. They received their just desserts, for infusing addicting laden chemicals into their product for the sole purpose to maintain addiction, to ensure a sustainable financial future. Justice served, until these governmental dimwits opened an entire new road of financial recovery for these Cigarette manufacturing monsters. Typical successful Governmental initiative strategy, no good deed shall go untarnished.
How can the government hammer this home? They control the import, transport, and sales
processes. Create additional laws and
processes that will make it practically impossible for Cigar manufacturers to
export their products, receive them at a United States port of entry, and transport them
to market. Uncle Sam will now control counts,
types, components, display, customer access, and purchase processes. This will all equate to large tax revenues,
while trampling all over the concepts of both free enterprise and personal
freedoms. The end result will be much
higher product costs, lower inventory counts, and limited selection for the
consumer. The classic recipe for Government inspired catastrophe.
So What Can We Do?
Please use the two links below to reach out to your
local Politicians to let them know your views and concerns:
Don’t let your personal freedom and liberty be
taken away in the name of new tax revenues.
None of the reasons that the FDA or Congress has provided in applying
the conditions for “The Tobacco Control Act” apply to Cigars. They are simply applying another back door hidden tax and attempting to put a direct stranglehold on the world of fine
Cigars. Therefore, we need to do
something. In addition to the two links
above, write, call, picket, discuss, and advertise the injustice of this ill
conceived government control of the things we love. Not just for this issue, but anytime your
personal freedom is violated or curtailed.
Don’t allow them kill liberty, one Cigar at a time.